yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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