Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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