How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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