We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
