The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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