is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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