it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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