My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I am spending my child support on dildos
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
