Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Dignity is for republicans.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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