Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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