Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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