Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You made out with two different species that night
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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