O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
bring money and cleavage
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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