8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I could fuck to npr.
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