Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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