There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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