she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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