Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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