white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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