butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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