I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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