I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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