Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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