she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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