your thong is hanging out like whoa
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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