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That's how twitter works, right?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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