you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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