You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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