you guys were way drunker than both of me
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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