Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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