I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
there was a trapeze. enough said
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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