Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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