Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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