Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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