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(312): View more from Illinois

you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.

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(330): View more from Ohio

...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.

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(302): View more from Delaware

i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

story of my life.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?

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(913): View more from Kansas

If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.

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(314): View more from Missouri

sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire

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(516): View more from New York

Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow

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(765): View more from Indiana

Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.

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