i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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