chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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