No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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