just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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