I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
