1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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