you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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