Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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