i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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