the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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