On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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