Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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