the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
