I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
this just has baby written all over it
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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