I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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