I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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