5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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