i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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