last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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