Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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