just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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